Thursday, November 10, 2005

Shock and Awe

Ah the adventures at the grocery store continue. So I went with my wife last night to grab our weekly goods. As I come back from getting beer and cheese (the manly parts of the trip =D), I gaze down the aisles to find her, but what is that...it couldn't be...oh no my wife is one of "those" type of grocery store shoppers. You know the type, the ones who leave their cart in the middle of the aisle as the tramp up and down trying to decide what brand of this or what brand of that is the best option. The kind where the nice old man with his cane in the cart is patiently trying to get around the cart while they secretly smirk while they dilly-dally along. The kind that shoots the nasty looks as you touch their cart to move it out of the way. Oh woe be it that this is my wife, the one I cherish and adore, knowing that this is just a fluke and she didn't mean to be one those wretched types I hurry down the aisle and push the cart aside so the old man and disgruntled stocker who was most definitely think about touching the cart are able to pass.

4 comments:

Cheryl said...

=/ I didn't mean to leave the cart in the way. And I don't glare at people for moving my cart... =(

Andy R. Terrel said...

yeah and that folks is how it all starts....

Patrick said...

Oh, for shame... you let her admit that, you don't admit it for her!

I'm guessing that the beer budget suddenly dropped since you posted this. ;)

Andy R. Terrel said...

hehe, no the beer is for cooking =( The budget for drinking beer got chuncked back when we started dating.